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5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:
submitted by Liz Kroll

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in God's name, let the world be in peace...."

SORRY

I is sorry me no putty posts for four days. hehhehehehe........

When You're Bored.....

when you're bored and have nothing better to do, I am sure this is a time-waster.

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Tape Guy

I don't really know if this thing is photo-shoped or not but it is soooo cute, and creative. I mean who would think of that?

Mario Bro

The Mario Bros in real life

kinda disturbing isn't it.......

City Change

Check this website out to see how a city changes from morning to night, roll over the picture to see.

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How To Tick People Off

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
3. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
6. Practice making fax and modem noises.
7. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
8. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
9. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
10. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
11. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
12. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
13. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
14. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
15. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
16. Honk and wave to strangers.
17. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
18. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
19. type only in lowercase.
20. dont use any punctuation either
21. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
22. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?" (the other person says this)
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
23. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
24. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
25. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
26. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
27. Sing along at the opera.
28. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
29. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

I dont know about you but my favorite was number 26. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
a hairdryer looks like one of those speed guns police use to see if cars are over the speed limit.

please post what you think is your favorite way to tick people off as a comment, thanks for your participation!