How To Keep an Idiot Busy

If your bored and have nothing better to do, then I guess you would end up here. HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY. If you want to know what would catch your attention and keep you occupied, just click on the button that says press, (on the website).

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Kaleidoscope

Drag shapes to the circle with blue outline and watch a artistic work of artistic work of art form right in front of your eyes.

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Crazy Rabbit!

Spend your time battling a virtual rabbit as it tries to snatch your cursor. This is a very fun,
(and wasteful) way to spend your time. :)

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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10.. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

Pencil Art

All Made out of pencils! Whoever made this either didn't have a life or was just incredibly talented...either way that is still soooooooo cool!

Ice Peeps

Little Ice people!!


More Ice People!!!

If you could read that paragraph...you are normal. If you couldn't i just feel bad for you....:(

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